By now we’re sure you’ve heard that the Habs didn’t quite make it this year. We (Bill) are still very
proud of what they accomplished. Yes, it’s been a long time since the Habs won the cup, but 20 years compared to 47? (Cough cough, Leafs). Before the loss, we thought that a ball-hockey tournament would be fun; you know, help out our community, run around for a little bit and then call it a day. But now it’s personal. Now we want revenge, and since the New York Rangers declined our challenge (wimps) we’ve decided that Voisin Tech Suites will do just fine.
We’ve got an intense training schedule lined up. It’s pretty much the exact same as the training montage in Rocky IV, but with a little more ball hockey. Also, we have a strict cardio workout: anytime we want a beer, we have to get up and walk to the bar. If you were thinking that’s how we would normally do it, well, you would be correct. So in a way, we’ve been training for Five Hole for Food our entire lives. And besides, you don’t really have to do much training when you’re already in peak physical condition.
Keep in mind that Voisin Tech Suites doesn’t even have a bar. Where are they getting their cardio? We’re going to roll over them like they’re IT problems.
For the Habs!! But mostly for the KW Food Bank.
